Is your scooter legal? In a massive, growing industry, the opaque nature of the answer to this rather straightforward question borders on the comedic. Laws vary from year to year, from month to month, from state to state, and from country to country. In order to provide a bit of clarity to the micro-mobile community, we scoured through all available, current documentation to provide a definitive guide on electric scooter legality. Although Unagi is based in the United States, we spent a great deal of effort compiling information on not only the varying riding laws from state to state and in popular US cities, but also the regulations of countries around the globe. This document is a living, breathing, evolving pieces of work, and, as the legal landscape for electric scooter riding evolves and changes, this piece will change with it. If you wish to contribute to the growth and accuracy of this piece, please submit your insights to firstname.lastname@example.org with relevant citations and references to support your findings. This work is intended to inure not only to the benefit of Unagi riders, but to the benefit of all environmentally conscious citizens around the world who dream of a cleaner, more efficient vehicular future. Please re-publish, share, comment, and critique this piece so that we might push forward what might come to be the most important dialectic of our time.